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A little common sense coming out of Germany this week (leave it to the Germans), as they call for a ban on cosmetic surgery for minors (under 18-years-old). The bid is coming from a number of political groups that argue, “Even with a proper explanation, it is not guaranteed that the young person is aware of the full implication of the decision” to undergo plastic surgery.The move was pushed by groups dealing with health matters, including Chancellor Angela Merkel’s Christian Democratic Union and its Bavarian sister party, the Christian Social Union, and was welcomed by medical associations.

They want the ban to be wrapped into new patient-protection legislation, preventing youngsters from getting popular breast enlargements and nose jobs. This a little more than a year following the death of a German adult film star on the operating table during her sixth breast augmentation (as reported on this blog).

But The German Society of Plastic, Reconstructive and Aesthetic Surgery (DGPRAC) warns that the “sweeping ban” might prevent some young people from getting a necessary intervention. Despite their concern, the DGPRAC basically supports the ban.

Hey, and who wouldn’t? Except for a few brain dead parents that gift their children liposuction and boob-jobs for their sixteenth birthday. Although I am certain that banning plastic surgery for minors will only delay the inevitable for those with low self-esteem, I just don’t believe that kids should have access to these procedures while they are still developing (which incidentally continues until about twenty-five years old).

I know some people think cosmetic surgery for kids is no different than getting them braces, but I disagree. How cutting into and out of people’s bodies is anything like structurally modifying with a brace is ludicrous, and I believe that very soon American Medical authorities will get some sense and ban the butchery for babes. So you might be entitled to your opinion, parents for plastic surgery, but at least in Germany, your kid ain’t gettin’ a boob job until she’s eighteen (and I know even more importantly it will prevent children from getting surgical work done without their parents’ consent).

What’s more in demand today than plastic surgery?  Cheap plastic surgery!  Don’t act surprised…who doesn’t love a deal?  And when it come to slicing and dicing your morphology, at rock bottom prices, no place beats Morocco.  Ah yes, Moroccan rhinoplasty–best in the world for under five grand.

According to a recent report, people are flocking to Morocco and its neighboring Tunisia for plastic surgery.  Clinics are plentiful in Rabat and Casablanca, where tourist can get procedures for less than half the cost of European clinics.

Morocco has a history of plastic surgery dating back to the 1950s.  When sex-change operations were banned in Europe, Morocco was a hub.

“The demand for cosmetic surgery in Morocco is actually growing steadily.  There are about 1,000 to 1,200 cosmetic surgeries per month in Morocco, and 10-15% of patients came from abroad,” said Salaheddine Slaoui, a specialist in cosmetic and reparative surgery, adding that the number of plastic surgeries had also doubled in the last decade.

The two most popular procedures are breast enlargement and liposuction.  You don’t say?  And the enhancement of choice for men?  Why, that would be penoplasty, or a good ol’ fashioned penis enlargement.  Yes sir!  In Morocco…sky’s the limit.

Says Sloui again, “Compared with last year, the number of consultations for penoplasty has practically multiplied by five!”

Hey you want it all, and who blames you?  New teats, improved package, cheap price…sounds like Morocco’s the place for you.  And since practically any doctor can practice cosmetic surgery in the western world (at least the U.S.) without special credentials (re: Jan Adams), then why should you worry about a third-world tummy tuck?  You shouldn’t!  Here’s looking at you, kid.

Summer is my favorite time of year.  I love nothing better than a summer day at the pool–swimming, sunning, staring.  Staring?  Yes staring.  As somebody who spends most of his time looking at bodies, I simply can’t help but notice–and be intrigued by–the variety of differences and similarities among people when it comes to physical structure.  No better place than the pool for a little weekend science.

One thing I’ve noticed is that, as people age, the gravity-induced musculoskeletal stresses that shape their bodies do so in predictable ways.  For instance, I notice that both men and women are prone to developing excessive low back arch, which could easily be mistaken (by them) for a belly (beer belly, immaculate conception, etc).

During my career as a sports chiropractor, and probably no less a result of the city in which I’ve chosen to practice, I have met numerous people that look into, and undergo, tummy tuck procedures, usually done in an attempt to free themselves of this suspected baggage.  On more than one occasion, I’ve actually gotten to observe post-vacuumed mid-sections, and I must say…I haven’t always seen much of a difference.

Excessive arch (hyperlordosis)       Normal Arch

So being naturally curious, I always feel compelled to ask why.  As I mentally compare these bodies–of both the liposuctioned, yet belly-retained, and of the people that I observe poolside–I notice the downward projection of the belly button, which is more a consequence of hyperlordosis–or excessive arch–than it is of belliness (see photo to right to get better picture of what I’m talking about).

Having a reference point is a must, because I have to be sure that it’s simply not normal posture (which would then, in fact, implicate the bulge as being a belly, after all–still following me?).  Fortunately, the pool where I live has a wide variety of people of every race, creed, color, size, ethnicity, sex and age.  A researchers dream!

Compared to younger people (yes, a purely subjective categorization…but I’m calling this observation, not fact), I find that older people tend to have more arch, which I ascribe to tight hip flexors.  Listen, I evaluate enough people to know that many of us, especially those with low back pain, have tight hip flexors.  I also know that a hyper-arched low back is the postural consequence of tight psoas muscles (part of the hip flexor complex)…so it’s not rocket science.

Here’s the point: If you find that the ‘belly’ you see when looking in the mirror doesn’t go away no matter how many sit-ups you do, or how little you eat, and you’ve even been contemplating surgical enhancement, why not start by stretching?  Regular flexibility work, particularly focused on the hip flexors–psoas major, iliacus, quadriceps femoris (quads)–might just be the answer.

Gravity affects us all.  We can let it do it’s thing over time (and try to counter with a tummy tuck, which is often only negligibly successful) or we can invest the energy NOW (it’s never too late) to stretch the tight, short muscles that have been deformed by gravity, and return to the youthful posture we’ve all once had (and some still have).  It’s your choice, but I think if you try the latter you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

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